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high and dry

1. Left helpless in a situation because you aren't given something you need or were promised (a ride, a delivery, sex, moral support, help in a fight, toilet paper....)

2. To be under the influence of marijuana, but not alcohol.
Well, everyone's downstairs drinking, but if you just wanna smoke you can go out on the porch. I think there's a couple guys who are high and dry out there.
by Paco March 18, 2005
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Dry Dump

A Dry Dump is a fart that is so satisfying it will feel as though you've completely voided your bowels. Originally thought to be a "phantom poop," Dry Dump is most appropriately made/deployed while mingling away from lavatories. One should be sure to brag members of the opposite sex about such a fulfilling sensation.
While walking up the steps to my Bio class, I released such a great dry dump that I thought I had just left the bathroom.
by Frank Lambert, Jr. February 22, 2011
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Dry Whisking

Verb: a type of genital stimulation for sexual pleasure using an electronically powered or handheld kitchen mixer.

While seemingly brutal for first time adventurers, dry whisking can be intensely pleasurable for experienced participants. The varying speeds and oscillations of a household counter top mixer provide varying degrees of intensity and rhythms to please even the most discerning genitals.
Corrine: Wow, Sully, I can't believe you bought me this kitchen mixer!

Sully: Yeah, I figured we could try some new things! No more lumpy pancakes or cookies and I can try dry whisking for a bit when you go out of town!
by Dr. Vysick Risling MD August 4, 2016
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Dry Daniel

n. 1. Same as a Wet Willy, but not wet.
I wanted to give Jim a Wet Willy, but because we were stranded in the desert I was parched and had to settle for a Dry Daniel.
by mattyku July 1, 2011
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Dry snitching

The unintentional or intentional act of incriminating someone without it seeming like you are trying to incriminate them.
*Intentional*
*guys sees someone get pop instead of water with his free cup.
Guy (to cashier)- wow I want free pop just like him!
Pop guy- quit dry snitching!

*Unintentional*
Brother 1- *sneaks to a party he wasn't supposed to go to
*next morning
Unsuspecting Brother 2 (in front of parents)- how was that party last night?
Brother 2- my bad bro I didn't mean to dry snitch like that
by Yabba doe April 3, 2021
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dry stalking

To "indirectly"cruise the Facebook or MySpace profile pics of a person with whom you may have had intimate relations, or an old bully from elementary school. It can be virtually anyone from your past that you don't really want to talk to, but you may want to see what they look like now.

A form of indirect virtual stalking.
"I was dry stalking Tina's Facebook pics, I heard she looks like shit now, but I didn't want to friend request her, it's not that serious!"
by DieDieElle December 30, 2011
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dry lipping

dry lipping

This is were a person wipes the moisture from the front of the top gum in the mouth and smiles.

The result is the inside of the top lip sticks to the front top Gum in an upward manner, displaying all the top teeth.
(Person having photo taken) Can you take a photo of me while I am dry lipping so I have a big smile for the camera.

(Photographer) Thats a great smile, I can see all your top teeth in the photo.
by lunchcutter July 29, 2010
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