dork

Yes, the person who is a smartass know-it-all, a dork has huge Harry Potter glasses and such.

The leader of the chess club is a dork.

by isisj October 18, 2004

dork

Slang: an awesome person that is unbelievably awesome and be only be described as "Awesome".

Wow you're such a dork, but in a totally good way. In such a way, that completely complements your looks and attitude. You should be happy that I called you that.

by Mr. Prof. Dr. September 7, 2011

dork

a whales dick

a whales dork is 7 feet long (as tall as a lampost)

by poppa1345678976543 June 17, 2009

dork

Somebody who participates in anal sex and vaginal AND ear penetration all at the same time using one penis.

"Wtf man...is he dorking that chick?"
"Yeah dude. So what?"
"But how does he do that?"
"lemme show you"
*whips out cock*
"Dude, you just thrusted your cock into my ass man, I want an explanation out of this at least..."
"hehehe"

by Christostorous IV December 14, 2008

dorked

Describes a beer that was left lying around at a party, sadly unfinished.

I was mad pissed at the people I was partying with, since they left way too many dorked beers at my house.

by Dewey July 13, 2004

dork

A whale's penis.
or a nerd

girl: I'm such a dork!

boy: *snicker* yes you are!

by Abbysaurs April 11, 2010

dork

a nickname for some1 who kisses really well

he is such a dork. i could kiss him all night

by summer_rain April 19, 2006