jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

Donkey Crossface

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.

Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'

by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

slob donkey

A girl who you bang behind the dumpster at your local bar. After you're finished you proceed inside to drink more beer.

Bro I was so hammered last night. Did I nail that slob donkey at the end of the bar???

by joeyballz November 25, 2015

Genius Donkey

The politically correct way of calling somebody a 'smart arse'

(Student to the nerd of the class after he corrected the teacher):*sigh* you are such a Genius Donkey...

by Qwantum January 7, 2010

donkey butthole

Those small chocolate donuts you usually get at a convenience store.

"Yo bro... how bout we hit up the gas station for milk and a pack of donkey buttholes"

by Slick rich August 10, 2017

Donkey Ram

1. To have wild sex while having an enormous sized penis.
2. To thrust even harder during intercourse while having a huge penis.
3. To deliberately ram your penis into a vagina that is to small for it.
4. To give your woman so many inches and thickness that she ultimately inches away from you, only to fall off the bed on to the floor.

1. My girl wanted me to fuck her hard so i whipped it out and

gave her the donkey ram!

2. That girl looks like she needs a good donkey ram!

3. (adj) I got to donkey rammin' my girl so hard that i fucked her off the bed and she fell off!

by Jasonese March 4, 2013