DOS Day

Day of Shit!, commonly referred to as DOS Day is the day you annually celebrate the first time your friend woke up with shit on his floor after having a drunk one night stand. Never let them forget that day and celebrate annually by sending them text messages like, "Hope your day isn't to shitty! Happy DOS Day"

After Matt woke up with a shit on his floor, his friend never let him down be reminding him annually of DOS Day.

by Lameo33 July 29, 2012

Doing a Jono

Where you, or your friend, betray your friendship with others of the same gender to go and flirt with other people of the opposite sex (and commonly fail to pull).

"Oh look at Mobbsy, he is doing another Jono!" or "Doing a Jono again, Mobbsy?"

by Trident Spliffmonster October 9, 2006

Do not want!

Used to indicate that one does not want to see, hear, know, or have anything to do with something. Used for comic effect.

Originates from an alleged, bad English-to-Chinese-to-English translation of Star Wars Episode III. In the end, Darth Vader's infamous "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" is subtitled "DO NOT WANT!"

"Check it out guys, naked photos of Donald Rumsfeld!"

"DO NOT WANT!"

by nrrork May 15, 2006

prebaldy do

When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".

Bruce Willis opted for the prebaldy do, rather then be made fun of for wearing a wig.

by jpg3 August 14, 2010

do it up

Meaning go for it.

Jim: I'm tired, I might go lie down.
Dani: do it up.

by duhani February 20, 2009

Do a Stoney

To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.

Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.

by Voice of Sport May 29, 2020

Doing a Monty

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011