little display thingy with our names and avatars

The thing that shows stuff. History dates back hundreds of years to 1999 when they first appeared on web forums.

That little display thingy with our names and avatars on it spelled my name wrong.

by Forum God Of The Universe February 13, 2005

using the soap dispenser

Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...

guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"

by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014

dispense sass

To amuse others in an irreverent, spontaneous manner; to lolz

And then I will assume control of class,
And students will be free to dispense sass.

by Watson Brother January 27, 2004

Dispersia

A mass ejection of people from a function or gathering.

It's dispersia time people, you gots to go.

by Moffie September 1, 2007

Vulgar Display of Power

When someone takes their shirt off, and the moment you see them when no shirt, one of the following happens:
1. Your brain melts.
2. A black hole suddenly appears next to you, sucking everything into it.
3. Death to all those around that person.
4. The president is assassanated.
5. Blindness.

He showed a vulgar display of power, and everyone died.

by The Alabama Kid June 13, 2008

jizz dispenser

A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.

Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.

by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010

pez dispenser

Another name for a 9mm clip, named for similarity. See also tic tac pack

Dog, grab them pez dispensers and let's roll on them tricks.

by Digital D July 22, 2006