Directionator

A word used by Directioners (A.K.A: 9-17 year old teenyboppers) who are so stupid and shallow that they can't appreciate their own fandom and believe that anyone who doesn't obsess and/or stalk the 'band' One Direction isn't a 'real fan'. They often accuse them of pronouncing/spelling people's names wrong, forgetting a line from the odd song or not knowing every detail of the member's lives.
In reality, very, very few of these people exist. Most of them are either already idiotic, psychotic fans or have been driven away by the fanbase's stupidity (thank god).

Fan #1: OMG I LOVE 1D!
Fan #2: OMG ME TOO!!!!11!!!
Fan #1: OMG OMG WHO'S UR FAVE!!!??
Fan #2: OMG OMG OMG I LOVE LEWIS!
Fan #1: OMGZZZZ I WILL CUT YOU DIRECTIONATOR BITCH!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!

by Common Sense Kid July 14, 2013

one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.

I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression

by jenna horan April 16, 2014

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

one direction

A gay boy band from the fuckin UK who sing about shoving their tiny dicks into 12 year old girl's bloody vaginas.

One Erection: You've got that... one thing. (VAGINA) I need that.. one thing (VAGINA.).
Little Girl: I HAVE THAT ONE THING. I NEED MOAR.
One Direction: I like to... eat UR LITTLE PENISES.

by Y U NO LIEK ME March 27, 2013

Directionator

A person with absolutely no clue on one direction, but delude themselves in thinking they "Love them"

e.g. "I payed 100 dollars for one of their tickets, I'm their biggest fan!" - this is a directionator

by kane p1234 October 3, 2012

One Direction

Fifty shades of fucked-up.

"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".

by Wallflower56 August 8, 2015

One Direction

A shitty boy band that basically came out of nowhere. They're only famous because they won X Factor. They produce horrible over-autotuned music, look like they're not even 16, and the only slightly good thing they have going for them is their hair. They mind control girls into liking them and their disgusting music. The only thing their fans talk about is how "hot" One Direction is and how they want to fuck various members. If anyone even dares to voice their opinion on them, these girls will track you down and force you to say differently.

Girl 1: OH EM GEEEEEEE NIALL IS LYK SO HAWT(:
Girl 2: I KNOOOEEWW RIIITE? I LYK SOOO WANNA FUCKKK HIMM ONE DIRECTION FOR LYFEEEEE
Guy: What the fuck is your problem?

by ronburgundythethird June 6, 2012