Dexter

A bitch ass nerd who mainly plays League of legends, sits inside all day in their sweaty room, only eats fast foods like mcdonalds and burger king.

"Fuck man, this dude really the biggest dexter bruh"

- another example:

"Bro you're starting to become a dexter, go fix yourself up bruh"

by linaeriksson April 28, 2022

Dexter

Dexter is one of the best people you will ever meet, he’s nice funny, and perfect for anyone. Dexter is very sporty and that’s what makes him hot, sometimes when you meet a Dexter you will fall in love with how perfect he is, the way that he will smile at you is heart-melting, the way he will hug you tight will leave a mark in your heart. Go get yourself a Dexter.

Dexters are good boyfriends. If you are lucky enough to be with Dexter, cherish him and love him, regardless of how much you know it would hurt in the end

look! it’s a Dexter, I think he smiled at me! I think i’m going to melt”

by iamliving101 November 23, 2021

dexter coleman

One of the sexiest people you will ever meet. Has a lovely buzz cut, thorough enjoyer of assaulting children. Heavy mouth breather. Professional filmmaker and dancer for tiktok.
Has a knack for sniffing young childrens hair.

Did you hear about that guy sniffing kids hair?
Yeah his name is Dexter coleman

by Harvey Trapps October 16, 2021

Dexterous

To dispose of a body in a “Dexter” type way.

The way the dad disposes of bodies in “In Cold Pursuit” is very Dexterous.

by KinkyKitterKat December 18, 2019

Dexter

This person needs to get a life. All they do is insult people online even though they are the most shy person in real life. Overall, they will always be there for you if you need help and can actually be kind and caring when needed.

Person 1: " Omg, I need to get myself a Dexter!!"

Person 2: "Me too!!!"

by Rainthehottestaliveomg September 5, 2022

Dexter Holland

Instead of making an original song, Dexter Holland makes one about white guys who wear Fubu. What about a song about a white guy that watches anime all the time and has a haircut from the video game street fighter, and always poses as an Asian kid. Or a song about a white guy that poses as a Mexican kid. Even more rare would be a song about a white guy that thinks he's an Eskimo.

Dexter Holland was talking about shit everybody talked about in his song, kind of like posers who wear Fubu because other people wear it.

by Solid Mantis November 7, 2020

dexter

a fuckin nerd

bro what a dexter

by spectrexyz October 22, 2022