Desperation

John

The new definition of desperation is John

by JT_L0VE February 24, 2017

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

by duckba December 10, 2015

Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.

"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"

by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022

Desperate

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him

Did you see how desperate Bendik was for Julia?

by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019

Nostalgic Desperation

When bands get forgotten about and become obsolete, so they get back together for "one more tour"... maybe release an album that doesn't hold up.

You'll buy the album and you'll go to the concert... that's when you realize it isn't ever going to be the way you remember.

I had to face the nostalgic desperation of Jane's Addiction getting back together, releasing an album, doing a tour and still not being as great as they used to be.

by Iscariom January 30, 2024

Doris Desperate

When someone is so in need of sexual pleasure, that you would lower every standard you have and sleep with anyone.

Dave is so hard up for pussy he is Doris Desperate...

by Bobweiserthegreat. February 2, 2021