An unlucky Asian who, because of his/her awkwardness and social defects, has to lower their standards to absolute zero. Everything they touch or have interest for does not reciprocate emotion in the fashion they hope for.
Ben: So how did it go with Rebecca last night?
Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.
Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!
Ryan: It didn't. Her "surprise" was taking me to the mall to pick out a present for crush. I think I'm just gonna txt Elizabeth and see if she wants to hang out.
Ben: DAMN!!! You're a desperate Asian!!!
by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014
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Some of the signs include: managing
pages on networking sites such as myspace and blogspot and posting OLD pictures of the former couple to make them look like they are still together and posts tidbits about their life together, despite the fact that he left a long time ago.
She also gains friends and talks of nothing else except the personal lives of the former couple because the friends have no idea they have split up.
She also dotes attention on her animals as though they are her children. She is also a micro-manager. She thinks everything he does and after two dates,
she already says "I LOVE YOU".
A woman like this is never without a relationship. Each man is different.
Some of the signs include: managing
pages on networking sites such as myspace and blogspot and posting OLD pictures of the former couple to make them look like they are still together and posts tidbits about their life together, despite the fact that he left a long time ago.
She also gains friends and talks of nothing else except the personal lives of the former couple because the friends have no idea they have split up.
She also dotes attention on her animals as though they are her children. She is also a micro-manager. She thinks everything he does and after two dates,
she already says "I LOVE YOU".
A woman like this is never without a relationship. Each man is different.
by STGP February 16, 2009
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Friend: dude, go talk to that chick!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
by J2theB December 29, 2010
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by raj October 30, 2004
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by Chuck L Meyer October 15, 2015
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