Derpism

THE RELIGION WHICH YOU WORSHIP THE HONEENO GODS

I decided to follow Derpism.

by intondus December 7, 2018

Despina

A precious girl with no will to live, drinking since the day she was born and smoking at least a pack of cigarettes per hour. Her tits are almost as perfect as God himself, her smile is more delightful that a supernova explosion and her best friends love her more than she could imagine. And everyone wants Despina to stay alive for as long as possible!

Hey Despina, what a great pair of balloons you got there?

No Despina, don't hang yourself off of a tree.

by YourOwnTitLover November 20, 2021

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

Herp Derping

The act of ejaculating onto a plant, and then giving it to someone as a meal.

Man-"Last night I saw Jim herp on a plant, and later his wife was derping it!"

WomanA-"I love herp derping!"
WomanB-"Me too! It's so tasty!"

by CaptainYuri April 24, 2011

Derwin Wong

1. A real noob that is no at anything
2. Counter-Strike yearly number 1 MORON
3. The "Nips Factor"

I thought I saw a Derwin Wong! I did, I did saw a Derwin Wong! Look at those nips.

by I_Should_Kill_Myself March 21, 2004

derpity

The act of stupidity

Stop being so derpity lindsey

by DorcasBrie November 22, 2016

Herpily Derpily

Fun way of saying herpes, which is a nasty STD that's with you for life.

Situation 1:
Bob: Ew, what's that on your lip?

Ted: I got the herpily derpily

Bob: nasty

Situation 2:
Doc: I'm sorry Mr. Clod but I'm afraid you have the Herpily Derpilies

Mr. Clod: Oh NOE!!

by cake_walk March 23, 2010