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Denver Omelet

A combination of sex and food.

When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.

Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.

Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.

The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
Jessy made Nick a Denver Omelet after a crazy romp session.
by P-Diddy Denver Omelet May 12, 2007
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Denver Brownie

Affectionately taking a dump on the windshield of a lover's car.
My girlfriend left me a freshly-baked Denver Brownie while I was parked outside the grocery store today.
by sushisuccubus June 23, 2009
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Denver Broncos

The worst team ever. The Denver Broncos are nothing but a bunch of washed up pussy douchebag asshats. The fan base are just as bad.
I ate taco bell and had to take a Denver Broncos
by Bronchoes suck November 24, 2019
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Denver Airport

1) A large hub airport in Colorado famous for being far from the city of Denver itself and trapping helpless passengers for days at a time.

2) A sleepless hell-vortex near Colorado prone to ill weather and cranky travelers.
Dude, I have not slept in 23 hours thanks to the Denver Airport and i want to murder that Albanian couples baby who by some freak defect is able to cry on a triple dose of Dramamine.
by Brigadier General brown-ops March 24, 2010
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Denver

a really hyper 6 year old boy who's really obsessed with space, and has a twin sister.
he cares way too much about what you think of him and will cry if you insult him.
he also thinks aliens are real, but shhh don't tell him the truth.
"oh hey! look over there, it's our buddy Denver!"
"Denver was just telling me facts he knows about space!"
by Dev?? April 19, 2019
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Denver

Opening that Tiffany box your boyfriend gave you for your birthday, only to find a steaming pile of hangover shits inside.
by whydidimovehere June 24, 2016
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Denver

Handsome, Funny, Charming, great with kids. Muscular enjoys the little things in life. Extremely loving but could get anger at the drop of a dime. Very protective over loved ones. #awesome #muscular #badass #strongasfuck #sexyasfuck
Denver is fucking awesome and sexy!
by Black & Jacked April 20, 2017
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