Dependence

The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.

People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.

Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”

by IbreathAir December 24, 2020

weenie defense club

a secret club of men where men defend fellow men from threats to mankind, mainly women.

man 1- "bills wife took half of bills hard earned money after the divorce"
man 2- "he needed a better lawyer"
man 1- "he needed the weenie defense club"

by WeenieDefenseClubCharterMember December 1, 2009

pacifier-dependant

One who requires the use of a pacifier (Binky, Nuk5, MAM,) every day of one's life and experiences severe withdrawals in situations where use is prohibited. Typically experienced in infant stage, this addiction is normally eliminated by gradual "weaning" or reduction of use, to the point of elimination. Older stages of human development, including adults, may also experience this addiction. Withdrawal symptoms can be managed by creative use in situations where use is restricted. "Self-weaning" is a matter of free-will and acceptance.

The pacifier-dependant Adult Baby Girl is helpless to remove her Nuk5 pacifier. She throws a tantrum when her Daddy removes it from her mouth. Lollipops and ring-pops are of no help.

by GlennDL April 25, 2010

Screaming Austrian Defense

While playing beer pong, you scream like Arnold to make your opponent miss.

*opponent lines up for a shot* you pull out your Screaming Austrian Defense "Your anus has brought shame to your father!" *opponent misses*

by Tainted Faith September 1, 2009

el matador defense

A lackluster, low-effort form of defense in which the defender simply reaches for the ball and then quickly pulls his hand away -- similar to how a matador pulls his cape out of the way of a charging bull -- as the offensive player drives by him for an easy shot at the hoop.

Kobe keeps running on the paint! I wish Lebron James stop playing el matador defense on Kobe.

by El-Matador December 25, 2010

Dependence Day

Dependence Day is an unofficial holiday in the United States, on July 3rd, which commemorates the 169-year relationship between the United Kingdom and the 13 American Colonies. It is commonly associated with college parties, pro-monarchy rants, gaudy displays of the Union Jack, and various libations which celebrate the history, government, and traditions of the United Kingdom. Festivities end at midnight, with celebrants drinking apple pie shots to exalt freedom and the Fourth of July.

American University Students prefer to commence Dependence Day celebrations with a rally in front of the British Embassy.

by El Raab June 9, 2011

Depends

Some big ass diapers!

We went to the store the other day and saw some fatties buyin Depends!

by 0celloman9 August 22, 2008