Manhattan Declaration

To fart loudly after anal sex.

Alan withdrew from Steve, whereupon Steve let loose a rousing Manhattan Declaration.

by CadaverBob December 17, 2010

JK Rowling declares ur mom gay

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.

Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

Balfour Declaration of 1917

A letter written by the British Foreign Office stating that the contemporary Palestine would become the new home for Jews. It also stated that the non-Jewish residents of Palestine will not be deprived of their rights, and the Jewish people of other nations will not be deprived of their rights.

Thumbs down if you disagree with the Balfour Declaration of 1917, thumbs up if the opposite.....

by baa.1234 October 20, 2008

Declan

Declan - A dick, secretly hates you, uses you to his advantage. Quite immature and dirty-minded, loves porn.

Boy 1: That dick Declan stole my wallet! I though he was my friend!
Boy 2: Dude, don't ever trust him.

by Browser99 February 2, 2018

Declan

When shit in someone's rectum. Picture a french kiss, except instead of mouths it's asses, and instead of tongues its shit.

Damn, I just gave that bitch a Declan and I think I tore her a bit.

I just beat Timmy in a battle of the Declans and now he's all clogged up.

by pranksterdude540 February 11, 2009

declan

a boy who goes out with a girl called sinead.

can i bite your ear declan

by tom short November 2, 2003

Declan

Irish man attempting to emulate culture often assoiciated with lack people

'look at dem jeanting, tinks he's black pussyboy declan'

by Arygo October 25, 2007