glorified drug dealer

A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.

Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”

by ITakeBenadryl August 09, 2021

Deck Dealer

Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.

Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.

by Skaterboi89 August 06, 2022

wap dealer

An native Alaskan that lives across from a McDonald's that deals the dankest and sloppiest wap you've ever seen

Friend 1"Oiii I'll be visiting the wap dealer in Alaska"

Friend 2 "That's aweeeeeeome "

by Orbit 423 November 25, 2022

Carpet Dealer

A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.

"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"

by BlazinBananas August 14, 2023

RAT dealers

One who profiteers from the acquisition and redistribution of COVID-19 Rapid Antigen Tests.

Oi Cuz, I'm stressin' bout the RONA, know any RAT dealers? I wanna make sure I'm RONA free before I catch up with Nan.

by Benny'n'Bam January 06, 2022

sippy juice dealer

a person who deals someone sippy juice

mark: my sippy juice dealer just got arrested
joe: why
mark: why do you think idiot

by sippy juice dealer April 28, 2022

The Duck Dealer

The duck dealer deals ducks to people. His name is Rob.

Person: I saw the duck dealer today

by Gerald the shitty seagull January 25, 2020