David

One that will mislead you with advice on snapchat.

Dude, I totally pulled a David and asked her for accidental sex for money.

by D yoni eggs February 2, 2020

David

The man after God's own heart. Someone that's full of mistakes and repents from every sin he commited and commit new ones..

A king, a mighty warrior. A man that takes what he wants no matter what.

To survive in this present time, you have to become a David..

by Garus February 4, 2020

David

A god amongst men

Look at David over there

by ~Davethagodd April 9, 2020

David

a guy that fucks anime bitches while playing fortnite

i was a david lastnight

by thereal21savageak February 13, 2020

David

A annoying kid who try's to get attention And plays video games and is lazy

David is stupid

by Chaoztv_ March 6, 2020

David

David is a big man with a massive cock. MASSIVE. He is also very strong.

August: You want to see David
Hjalte: NO! That guy is scary! I heard he had a massive Cock.

by DHuhj November 12, 2020

David

Biggest dick on the planet WAYYYY bigger than the boys

David has a huge throbbing cock

by lopezda6048 April 27, 2020