Data table

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By far superior to every other way to collect data.

Person#1: "Hey, we should make a spreadsheet from all this data."
Person#2: "Why would we waste the opportunity to make a data table?"

by Greeeen June 8, 2020

electronic data system

EDS=Everyday sucks. low wages, suck ass mgrs, game playing ass clowns.

Everyone I worked with at EDS (electronic data systems) agreed it sucks

by apolloobserved May 6, 2008

Data Runs

Data Runs is a Kid who's known to Doxxing and swatting and Sims swapping and many DDos attacks

Data Runs is a Kid on xbox who's known to Doxxing and swatting and Sims swapping and many DDos attacks on Bo2

by Imifk.onxbox September 6, 2022

RPI data structures

Hell.

I am going to burn in the eternal flames of RPI data structures.

by TheGoatInTheBoat February 1, 2024

Data Guilt

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

by malsmith June 12, 2015

Thick data

Thick data is qualitative information that provides insights into the everyday emotional lives of consumers. It goes beyond big data to explain why consumers have certain preferences, the reasons they behave the way they do, why certain trends stick and so on.

Data scientist 1: so what did u do this weekend?
Data scientist 2: dude, I've been running some regressions on this data set. My dataset so thick bro! Wanna see? (Pulls out laptop)
Data scientist 1: dayum son, dat data thicc tho! I'd run regressions on dat all night.

Data scientist 2: I actually did. My laptop has slow processing speed. It takes several hours to process thick data.

by benyafox January 11, 2020

Big Data Energy

The confident energy emitted by businesses harnessing their big data (large quantities of incoming and outgoing data) through data analytics & visualization and don't have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The big D energy tells its own story of bold, informed decisions. Every business strives for big D energy. Only a few possess such a gift. Businesses with big D energy possess qualities such as a competitive advantage, stickiness, being future-proof, and having the ability to easily pinpoint their pain points and monetize their data.

Wow, that business has Big Data Energy and is flourishing, because its management makes real-time, informed decisions. They must have Big D Insights dashboards!

by OQLIS February 3, 2023