Oh beaver dam it

A play on the vulgar phrase "Damn it". It compares frustration to a beaver's dam. It was first used in 2022 as part of the Rouge Rovers web series in which it is used frequently when Pathfinder gets mad at somthing.

Perseverance: "Pathfinder, I haven't seen Opportunity for hours."
Pathfinder: "Oh beaver dam it."

by JettBrightonTheBoss111 July 15, 2022

dam store

A very funny store name that is for a store next to a dam. Not overused in the slightest

“I’m going to the dam store.”

“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”

by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021

Dam

A horny kiss

"Last night Abi gave me a dam after I made her that sir fry!"

"Why don't you dam me like that Daryl...

by RepulsiveBachalore July 22, 2022

Sand Damming

Creating a hole in the sand before ejaculating into it until it overflows.

Shut it dude I'm Sand Damming

by aislopisfunny December 10, 2024

The Dirty Dam

The art of taking laxatives and ducked taping your anus and trying to hold back all of the shit. The winner of The Dirty Dam is the one who holds it back for the longest. The loser of this contest is denied access to a toilet for the next 24 hours.

Guy: Man me and Jamie did The Dirty Dam and his dam broke after like 5 minutes
Friend: What a pussy

by PaludanTheGreat August 18, 2018

Dam Smollet

DamSmollet

A stupid blatant out and out orchestrated lie. The kind of lie you tell to the Chicago PD.

My brother told his wife a "Dam Smollet" to go hang out with his buddies.

I told my boss a Dam Smollet to get out of work.

by MrMJaye2U February 25, 2019

beaver dam

The ugly chick that keeps unknowingly cock blocks the hot one. One might almost feel sorry for her.

That poor fucking beaver dam has no idea she's cock blocking any of us.

by kcoochie December 10, 2014