Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

Drowned

You chug one beer and while the liquid is still going down the throat you start pounding another. Unable to breathe with the amount of alcohol hitting the back of your throat, you get a drowning sensation until you chug it all. More beers the better obviously.

“So hungover this morning I just drowned 3-4 beers, but I blacked so I’m not sure.”

by Krocadil July 3, 2018

drown fog

When you take a hit from a blunt or pen, hold the smoke, then drink lean.

You wanna go drown fog after school today under the bleachers?

by euoil88 September 21, 2018

Surround and drown

When a lucky person gets surrounded by men, women or both and all streams release a golden shower display to rival the Bellagio hotel covering the lucky recipient with warm yellow goodness.

The party was nuts, everyone surrounded R Kelly and gave him a surround and drown.

by padawamedic May 28, 2018

Drowning Bullfrog

The type of fart released through flowing water, such as a shower, in which the sound eerily resembles a bullfrog being taken out.

I farted in the shower this morning so loud but it sounded more like a drowning bullfrog than one of my regular ones. It also had an oddly different smell.

by Goosey Goose May 5, 2022

Drown the Children

In the moments after sex when the woman gets up after her sexual partner ejaculates and heads to the bathroom to bear down and squeeze the sperm out of her body to reduce the chances of pregnancy.

I’m going to drown the children, do you want anything while I’m up?

by Harriet Humphries September 28, 2022

Drowning

When a fish is out of water

"The fish jumped out of bowl, and is drowning." - a correct person

by xXGeneric October 14, 2022