meat dress

Otherwise known as an uncircumcised penis, a "meat dress" is the foreskin on one's penis that has yet to be removed.

So I was hooking up with this Jew-boy and was incredibly relieved to find his lack of a meat dress. Thank God for stereotypes.

by MeatDressKilla January 11, 2014

mend your dress

To give up, surrender, wimp out, pike and bail on your mates.

Go fix your dress princess!

by Responseless June 28, 2004

Don't shit your dress!

A phrase used instead of calm down, take a chill pill, or relax.

Dude my cat is missing!!!

Dude it'll be fine, "Don't shit your dress!"

by AndyMacDaddy May 27, 2010

window dress

Using shop windows (or other public windows) to check appearance and to style hair.

example 1:
a: How did your date go last night?
b: Ah it didn't start too well, I was late so I had to window dress on the way!

example 2:
a: He always has to window dress when we are out, its so embarrassing...
b: One time he did it through someones car door - without noticing the people sitting inside!

by Mikey_C February 21, 2009

fuckum dress

a sexy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it's worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). Also known as a Fuckum dress. This was thought of by Martin Lawrence, not Beyonce.

"...you go in the room and put on your fuckum dress. You be like fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum." -Martin Lawrence(You So Crazy)

by meetdani January 19, 2014

Naked Dress

A dress that you can wear into public and makes you feel as if you are wearing no clothes. Meanwhile you are.

*Common misunderstanding: Does not mean you appear naked*

Christina: OMG I love this naked dress. It makes me feel so free!

by Tsaitea July 18, 2019

What Color Is This Dress

A stupid question that went viral. Many people go between the answers 'White and Gold' and 'Blue and Black'. All questioners think it's because of the lighting or the angle. Proof has been posted online proving that it really is blue and black but nobody knows until we have found that dress

'What color is this dress?' asked the celebs of the world

by LansaDoll May 9, 2015