Douche

A ridiculously annoying, retarded, or hated person.

Dom: "My god, dude, Andy pisses me off around chicks."
Cody: "Yeah, dude, I know...he turns into such a douche...VICIOUS!"
Justin: "Piss me off...two pussies, two pussies, two pussies! Jack off, jack off, jack off!"
(Andy shows up from the potty where he's been for three minutes.)
Andy: "Sorry guys, I had to go green screen myself for the twenty-seventh time today."
Dom: "What a coincidence, we were just talking about what a douche you are."
Andy: "You wanna go, Dom?"
Dom: "Yeah, lets go!"
(Andy dies.)

by Doom da Man May 26, 2007

douch

an expression used whn an object forcfully comes into contact with another, or a bad turn of events
also see "douchbabba"

to cars are speeding towards eachother
....."DOUCHE"
more homework? thats a douche!

by Smitty June 05, 2003

douche le douche

douche of the douche, the ultimate douchebag......may or may not be from france......

"Douche le fuckin douche," you are dumb......

by T.S. March 04, 2003

douche

every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.

you are a Douche!
Douche Bag!
hes a Douche!
look! a Douche Bag!

by -skyjockey- April 17, 2007

douche

Anyone who reads the definition :)

Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,. March 14, 2009

Douche

something to clean out women genetials.
or to insult someone who acts stupid.

girl: hey steven, do you need this douche?
steven: no, i am one.

by RiadsMom December 10, 2007

Douche

A nice well adjusted girl. Namely one who is made to feel akward and stupid by maladjusted, socially akward males.

"I said hi to him and he just ignored me and I felt like a douche."
"Well if a 'douche' is a nice, friendly girl, then yes that's just how you acted."

by Dinah and Leslie May 05, 2006