Schrodinger's Dealer

When you ask your plug if they sell and they say "Depends"

Joey is such a Schrodinger's Dealer, like who does he think he's fooling?

by HahaFunnyMan May 7, 2020

Art dealer

Dealer with no coustmers :(

Example: Art dealer

by ;27; August 3, 2022

wap dealer

An native Alaskan that lives across from a McDonald's that deals the dankest and sloppiest wap you've ever seen

Friend 1"Oiii I'll be visiting the wap dealer in Alaska"

Friend 2 "That's aweeeeeeome "

by Orbit 423 November 24, 2022

mop dealer

Mop dealer is a thug boss, a sir of crime who has a lotta money.

"Go back to ripping off mop dealers" -Joker

by Darkness of Shadows September 19, 2020

bbq dealer

A person who sells BBQ as a front to sell grams of marijuana.

Hey let’s go to the BBQ dealer to score a gram

by BBQ Dealer January 4, 2020

Bum dealer

When you encounter a colossal wanker aka Morgan k

“Hey can you FUCK ME IN THE ASS”
“No cunt”
“You bum dealer”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

drug dealerness

the level of swag on which you become a drug dealer

cool cat 420: cant tell if I want my new year resolution to either be more of a hoe or less of one

cool cat 69: Honestly same. I don't know.

cool cat 420: same thing with my drug dealerness

by this bitch is fine December 27, 2018