to get in the way of 'play'.
by noelle April 22, 2003
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he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 8, 2009
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1. Originally applied to males. Any act blocking the pursuits of another through alphamale/dominant/dickish behavior.
Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.
Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.
by rockit88 April 10, 2010
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Get the camp cockblock mug.Given the option, when your significant other prefers a family member's company to spending time with you (typically holiday or other family time).
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012
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by the hairy yak June 6, 2010
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Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it
by i want some ass March 29, 2004
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