Creeper

A grossly misused term assigned to any one male who pays too much attention to a specific female. Every girl you meet will tell you she has a creeper (why? Usually for a feeling of self-importance; if a girl doesn't have a 'creeper' who's completely obsessed with her then she might be seen by her fellow humans as a lesser being with no sexual appeal). The term is generally misused. You can be sure that the majority of creepers you hear about from your female friends are simply normal guys who may try to flirt with said female while she finds him unattractive or repulsive. The minority of creepers that you hear about may actually be desired by the female while she is simply too immature or afraid to admit her feelings for him thus dismissing him in such a fashion. Sometimes you literally need only comment on one of her photos on facebook for her to label you as a creeper for eternity.

"Oh em gee, Jared totally made eye-contact with me yesterday at that party. He's such a creeper!"

"Ugh, don't you just hate it when creepers are nice to you? Like the only reason they ask how your day has been is 'cause they want to have sex with you."

"Gill, I have like... Seven creepers right now, no joke. I guess I'm just super irresistible and hawt."

by Skwidd Man August 9, 2012

arsehole creeper

Term used in Northeast Engaland to mean a proctologist, or any other sort of homosexual doctor. Any employee of the British National Health Service.

Eee, Ah'd rather die at 'ome than get worked over by some arsehole creeper.

by England phi beta gamma December 29, 2007

bbc creampie

The act of receiving a creampie from a big black cock (bbc), typically by a white female or gay white male.

Tina got a bbc creampie from Tyrone last night.

by dcomerford January 5, 2014

Creeper

A heterosexual Human male displaying interest in members of the opposite sex, usually between the ages of 16 and 34 - in other words, Normal.

OMG, what a creeper - he totally appreciated my skimpy attire in a way that was completely intended by how I dressed myself this morning.

by The Irreverend June 18, 2013

Creeper Weed

This type of marijuana is sometimes very hard to come by and usually pretty expensive, but it is worth every penny. You have to put this weed in a jar or a very thick container because the smell of skunk is so strong, zip lock bags just will just not work when trying to hide this stench. The buds of the creeper weed break off the stem and break up like a hot knife through butter and your hands will smell like skunk for days to come. And furthermore, when you smoke this weed you wont even feel the effects for a while, you'll think you've been ripped off, but then it will hit you, at 420 mph, and you'll know, you've meet The Grim Creeper.

Person 1-"Dude, did you get sprayed by a skunk?"

Person 2-"Naww man, you can smell it? Its this creeper weed I bought, $400 an OZ"

Person 1-"Damn bro let me see it"

Person 2-"Ok, wow check out these buds man, so orange its crazy, its so sticky bro, we gotta smoke this.

by DetroitSmoker313 July 22, 2009

Creepapotamus

Well, I hate to use the word in the definition, but it is the new 2011 version of the word creeper.

Oh wow, that old man over there is such a creepapotamus.

by Rylee Reese January 5, 2011

Creep Walk

Generally conducted somewhere where many people are condensed into one area. E.g. Office, Malls, Food Courts.

When someone, usually a Male, gets up from a seated position and slowly stares at the people surrounding him, then proceeds to walk slowly through the group of people, creepily staring at each as he passes, then retreats to a secluded area to be creepy solo.

Creep walking is extremely effective if done whilst wearing headphones.

Person 1: Man, did you see that weirdo creep walk through the office just then? He got up and stared at me for like 20 seconds, then it took him like 2 minutes to walk from his desk to meeting room and he was creepily staring at everyone on the way!

by Yik Yak April 15, 2011