When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...
Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.
by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.
The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw
by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.
Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.
by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

I was banging this young Oriental girl. Really enjoying her young virgin pussy. Shot my cum inside her pussy as I withdraw. I say my cum dripping out. Making a Oriental Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022

CHOOSE WISLEY!
When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy
OR
Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy
OR
Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.
Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here
OR
Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here
OR
Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”
by PaytonPratt June 4, 2020

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022

by I'm more articulate than you May 12, 2023
