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Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.
When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.
by James Gresham January 5, 2024
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Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 21, 2020
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raisin cream pie

An old guy giving someone a cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins
That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie
by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023
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Carolina cream pie

Spike how’d that Carolina cream pie turn out brother? I heard ash enjoyed it!
by Papiwhitetrash March 23, 2025
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Brown cream pie

Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time
Bro that hoe was nasty she gave me a brown cream pie
by PapiJunglez April 20, 2020
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sneaky cream pie

When you are having a one night stand and cum inside of your partner without telling them. Then leave and never speak again.
Jake I can’t believe you gave Sammy a sneaky cream pie last night.
by ThatOckMf October 29, 2020
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Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.
Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.
by Claude2869 June 15, 2015
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