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Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.
Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle
by gog1414 January 2, 2024
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Boobins cradle

When multiple women get together standing side by side while bending over slapping boobs together in succession
Me and my three friends wanted to know how our boobins cradle would match up to my husbands newtans cradle on his corner window office desk
by Alfleck September 24, 2017
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Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.
"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"
by The Cradler September 23, 2023
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Faggots Cradle

The motion of two gay niggas ballsacks slapping together when hitting doggystyle
Do you see the video of Thomas and Joel hitting the faggots cradle?
by Fgcradle October 11, 2025
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the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.
"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."
by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016
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Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.
Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth
by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022
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Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.
I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle
by cjstoney January 16, 2011
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