house cow

An unpleasant female who thinks she's a house-wife. Known to collect crotch-fruit from multiple sources and nests in trailers. Moos when frightened.

He borrowed his mom's car to fuck that house cow, all the while her boyfriend was gone at work in her truck.

by SandyButtCheeks April 26, 2019

cow boots

Cowboy boots for buckle bunnies

That girls wearin’ cow boots! Yee Haw!

by MF Girls February 22, 2021

moo cows

Many cows of the moo status. Cows that moo. Plural of moo cow.

Bob: hey look, moo cows!
Bill: hell YEAH!!!

by Full Metal Moo Cow September 4, 2008

Lactating Cow

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.

Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008

Cow nigger

A term for indians

Hey look, those cow niggers are shitting on the streets again!

by Cyaxares February 5, 2019

mad cow

Common name for Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), a cattle disease that causes the brain to waste away. It takes about 4-7 years for cattle to show symptoms of the disease after being exposed to it, but once symptoms become visible the cattle die within weeks. One way this disease is spread is by feeding the meat from infected cattle to other cattle (meat from infected sheep may also cause the disease). OTHER ANIMALS...IE, FISH CAN NOT GET THIS DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the mad cow was angry

by johnathinssss May 17, 2007

cows lick

a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.

eric: man your hair is a state
ian: its not my fault i was born with this cows lick

by D G FELLA January 9, 2009