A person who loves shopping with his wife and then goes home and models the dresses she has brought for herself. Although denying a love for it, secretly he loves the touch of the dress material.
John : hey you hear about billy, spent the day shopping with his wife and got caught with a dress on.
Gary : Told you he's cosmic, didn't i?
Gary : Told you he's cosmic, didn't i?
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Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".
I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.
by bjb5879 April 25, 2011
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"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."
"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."
"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?
--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."
"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."
"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?
--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."
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