Cord

A wire that connect a tool or machine to an outlet which provides its power. The essential part for corded machines to turn on.

Me: Don’t cut the cord, please I need this to work!

by Koalawisdum June 1, 2019

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

Cord Ghost

Noun: An invisible entity that tangles, ties, and knots wired items to themselves or other nearby cords when owner is not looking or not around, it exists only to annoy and frustrate its victims.
Common haunts include, but are not limited to; headphones, extension cords, surge protector plugins, or any wired items dwelling near computers or television sets.

Said to be related to the Hose Kinking Phantom

*Tug*Tug*
..Why are my headphones so short..
*Tug*
..They're tied to my keyboard cord!

DAMNN YOU CORD GHOST!!!

by JayWalk45 April 10, 2010