Cooter nugget

Anything that falls or protrudes out of a womens vagina. Example: Tampon, discharge due to a STD, a baby, something nasty...

Thats one hell of a cooter nugget she has.

by Wil Mother Fucking Lay May 7, 2008

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

by crusoe90 March 28, 2017

cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

by Big Jenny March 26, 2009

cooter bronson

Just another word for your vagina

I have a big fat cooter Bronson.

by Cooterbronsonowner September 10, 2023

Cooter safari

Is what you have to go on when u go down on a chick and realize her pussy hair is out of control and looks like a jungle.

I had to go on a cooter safari to just to be able to find the opening to her pussy.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Cooter Gag

A Penis.

It was a low blow kicking him in the cooter gag.

by JDC54 February 7, 2009

cooter towel

Female pad or liner used during "that time of the month"

She uses cooter towels during that time of the month.

by GINA Expert February 9, 2014