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coonjabi

A punjabi who seeks validation from their western masters.
This behaviour is deeply rooted in them from the times they used to serve for their British masters during the Raj.
Nikhil305: As an Indian, I can 100% confirm this

Nikhil305 is a coonjabi who seeks internet likes from westoids in exchange for self respect
by mildlyoffensive February 27, 2023
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chingas chongas

A term used to describe big boobs.
Look at those chingas chongas of hers.
by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017
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BCL "Butt Conga Line"

Butt Conga Line

Is is the act where a bunch of your stupid co-workers are wasting time doing nothing and running the company into the ground. This complete waste of time is a result of their homosexuality.

The Butt Conga Line is a group activity where here a guy will stick his weiner into the guy's butt in front of him and dance around a room like they would in a conga line.
Steig and Art are in the conference room talking about how to run the streaming software company into the ground, planning how to backstab their co-workers, and how overthrow the founder(s) of the company.

As Mark would say... "they're doin the BCL"
by Crazy Pedro August 26, 2005
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Congasm

A sexual deviant who exists in the only discord server that matters, God Gang. If you are a female, or might possibly be a female, expect a message from Congasm.
"God, Congasm won't stop dming me and asking to see my feet!"
by Zeraph December 30, 2021
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chonga

live mostly in miami
they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops
-hEiiii $uSie w@ts uPpP ??
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas
by alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx November 15, 2007
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coonass

NOUN: A cross between a bowlegged New Orleans whore and a mullet-eating marsh alligator with bad breath and a dime in his pocket, hatched somewhere in the Atchafalaya Basin in Southwestern Louisiana in an underwater catfish hole, the boudain skin used for a condom having busted during intercourse the previous summer.

Some have asserted that General Andrew Jackson, who is famous for the command given to his entrenched troops during the War of 1812, "Hold your fire until you can see the whites of their eyes," fathered the first coonass after a leave of absence taken in New Orleans immediately following the war where he had a hurried tryst with an English officer's wife in a privy behind a hotel in the French Quarter. However, this cannot be true because of the fact that coonasses all have bloodshot eyes and cannot therefore be related to the English.

Others maintain that the first coonasses were actually shipwrecked, scurvied Moroccan pirates, their galley slaves, French Canadian whores obtained in a raid on the shores of the Arcadian Province, and AWOL French legionaries who blew into the salt marshes of Louisiana running before a hurricane. In their attempts to survive without the convenience of toilet paper and mouthwash, they took to trapping raccoons in the swamps and trading with the Native American tribes in Southeast Texas for corncobs, pine tar and ground sassafras root. Soon, they became infamous among these Texan tribesmen for wearing their raccoon hats backwards with the tail dangling in their faces. Already known for their anti-social dispositions and failure at proper taxidermy, they quickly became known as "coons' assholes," but the epithet was soon shortened to "coonasses" because of the infestation of mosquitoes in the salt marshes that necessitated saying what one had to say quickly while swatting varmints.

Still others assert that the epithet was completely off base since the shipwrecked foreigners didn't trap raccoons; but rather, nutria rats, crawfish, poke salad and alligator gar; therefore, they simply should have been called weird.

ADJECTIVE: Uneducated; ignorant, pedestrian in the meanest way, uncouth, obnoxiously crude and boorish.
NOUN: A young crawfish, while taking a stroll with his mother through a ditch after a thunderstorm, looked up and excitedly exclaimed, "Hey, Maw, what's that?" to which his mother shouted, "Run, son, that's a coonass! He'll eat anything!"

ADJECTIVE: "What a coonass way to do things! You can't paint an "X" on the bottom of the pirouette and expect to come back out here on the bayou next week and find your perch hole."
by BaileyWuXiang August 26, 2009
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coontash

the small patch of hair that black men grow just below the lower lip, usually accompanied by a moustache.
The man was described as black around 30 years old, about 5' 10" with a short afro, moustach and a coontash.
by Dr ARBY February 8, 2008
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