rice cooker

first you have to steam it, then you clean it, then you eat it all up
AKA
first you fuck it till its wet, then you finger it, then you lick it all up.......YUMM:P

ben was feeling asian so he invited me over and gave me the best rice cooker ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):)

by benjaminquacvo April 3, 2008

Pressure Cooker

A dutch oven done under a weighted blanket.

My wife was cozy under her weighted blanket until I trapped her underneath and gave her a pressure cooker.

by Linguist-King April 23, 2020

cooker

a word greg furey made up

what the fuck is a cooker?

by jimmy123321 January 2, 2009

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017

pressure cooker

A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.

Best served along with a Manatee.

Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.

Guy2: Wooord

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003

Rice Cooker

A combustion-engine road vehicle that has its peak performance at high RPMS, making them sound like the pistons are gonna come flying out of the engine.

Id ride a harley any day rather than one of those rice cookers

by ID Tigerman May 17, 2006