A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.
by coochpooch June 05, 2010
A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it
by A Hu a hu a Hu February 28, 2023
the doctor diagnosed me with cooch crumpets
by hgffff March 27, 2019
Have you ever shredded a rotisserie chicken.
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
Saw the gaping hole of what once was a chicken cooch. Then thought to yourself
“ this is what a woman’s cooch cavern looks like”
The gaping hole of where once was a cooch
“ I bet your cooch cavern looks like this”.
by Coochiecavern April 04, 2023
Often mistaken as a cosmetic product, Cooch Cremé is in fact a by-product of Busting ones Igler (AKA. popping their cherry) Cooch Cremé has a similar consistency to cottage cheese.
by Beegan January 23, 2017
by Spare cooch lover October 09, 2021
by JayRizzy November 27, 2021