conkushed

Adjective;
Being SO high that you feel as if you have been concussed by the weed you've been smoking.

1. Last night at timmy's was wild; I was conkushed!

2. Don't pass the blunt to me anymore. I'm conkushed.

by bi$$aniZ October 25, 2011

Conkubitch

A made up word for young sexy females. Usually can be heard by young scottish chavs. (Neds)

Idiot 1: "Mayte she was like well fit i' do her."

Idiot 2: "How fit?"

Idiot 1: "Shes a Conkubitch"

by ChavtasticNedkiller July 19, 2011

Conkersuprfan

persons that are ugly and stupid that like videogames and acts like an idiots

conkersuprfan...

by dhjdfgj November 23, 2011

conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly

"I should be conked up"

by kerfluffy October 26, 2017

Conkeeshkebab

A work that means Dick.

Wow! You have one MASSIVE conkeeshkebab!

by CAN I GET A WAFFLE? May 3, 2018

Conka Clola

Conka Clola is the leading drink in the fizzy industry.

"Hey bro can you get me a Conka clola?"

by Lil.shaqq May 25, 2018

Conkerhax

The man that rapes trees

Conkerhax saw a sexy tree in the park and he rapped it

by Cpt.Qweef June 28, 2018