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Holy Kurt Cocaine

Used when something is so surprising, or awesome.
The first person to use it was Karpizzle on Jhofffilms, "How to Be a Grunge Vocalist" video.
by michelalien July 31, 2017
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Brooklyn’s full name. Brooklyn is a kind and loyal person, and you would be lucky to be a friend of this Russian spy. But here’s a tip; steal her sunglasses. A way to bond for life.
Brooklyn Taylor Coca-Cola Pepsi Sherlock loki Thomas Holmes Nanette de Douglestrauff Anderson Cockroach is a Russian spy’s full name.
by STWEAM cult member July 9, 2018
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Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline

And most things inbetween
I roam the city in a shopping cart

Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline
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concave ass

A person who has a butt that is soooooooo flatt it concaves
Amy: " Omg have you seen Jessica's ass? Like I get she is trying to be a skinny queen but she literally has a concave ass!"
Emmy: "A what?"
Amy: "A concave ass yanno it's soo flatt it just reverts back into her body"
Emmy: "Oh gotchu she out skinnied the rest of us"
by userwhooooo May 9, 2018
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Kurt Cocaine

When you empty a shotgun shell of all pellets and fill it with cocaine and close it back up, you then load this shell into a shotgun and blast yourself in the face with a mist of cocaine.
Tommy really turned the party out when he pulled out his shotgun and Kurt Cocaine'd himself.
by gopherguy September 18, 2018
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Coca-Cola

PRONOUNCE - aaahhh that was refreshing
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do
do do do do dood, always coca-cola

Wherever there's a pool there's always a flirt
anytime there's school, there'll always be homework
wherever there's a beat, there's always a drum
anytime there's fun there's always coca-cola... yeah.


The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always coca-cola

do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (coca-cola)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola (ooh, ooh, oooh)

do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola
ME: Can i have a coke pls?
reatrd working at dairy queen: Is pepsi alrite?
ME: go fuckin run across the street to 7-11 and get me the real thing!
retard: BUT...
me: BUT WHAT BITCH THE CUSTOMER'S ALWAYS RITE!!!!
by coca October 21, 2003
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Comcast

A large corporation of dumbass cocksuckers who want to steal your money and give you shit service. In early 2012, they added a type of program to where you have a data cap. Yes, a data cap. A data cap of 300GBs. This data cap is easy to go over with things such as streaming, downloading things, etc. Every 1GB you go over, you have to pay $10. This shitty company is a monopoly and they don't give two single shits about you. If you live in the states: Alabama; Tucson, Arizona; Atlanta, Augusta and Savannah, Georgia; Central Kentucky; Maine; Jackson, Mississippi; Knoxville, Nashville and Memphis, Tennessee; and Charleston, South Carolina, you are absolutely fucked internet-wise. Fuck you Comcast, you dumb fucking cunts!
Person 1: Hey dude, did you get your internet bill?

Person 2: Yes I did.

Person 1: How much was it in total?

Person 2: Oh, umm, let me check. Oh yeah, it was around $300.

Person 1: Really? Why so much?

Person 2: Because Comcast is a cocksucking, money-stealing, monopoly corporation who doesn't give a shit about their customers and their well-being.

Person 1: Lol, rekt, I have DirectTV.
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