A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.
(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker
by Polish Paul June 13, 2013
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Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
Yeah she was amazing she gave me a combo job until I jizzed in her mouth
by crushedicey May 5, 2014
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Combo crashers (example: @ZeroFreeze) are people that roam the interwebz and break perfect combos with just a word. Chain messages don't make sense because of these douchebags.
Person 1: Is this real life?....
Person 2: Or is this just fantasy?
Person 3: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Person number 3 is a combo crasher.
Person 2: Or is this just fantasy?
Person 3: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Person number 3 is a combo crasher.
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Get the Compost Cone mug.1- Portuguese term referring to riding the train.
2- Portuguese term referring to something to do with a train.
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Girl- I'm taking the train to Lisbon now, see you later!
Guy- See you later! Boa comboiagem!
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Television man: Tonight, another train derailment in Ohio (...)
Guy: Ah, this Pete guy... not very good at the whole comboiagem thing...
Girl- I'm taking the train to Lisbon now, see you later!
Guy- See you later! Boa comboiagem!
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Television man: Tonight, another train derailment in Ohio (...)
Guy: Ah, this Pete guy... not very good at the whole comboiagem thing...
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