Clockblocked

Clockblocked is:
When you want (or need) to be somewhere else and are actively trying to leave
then a situation occurs that needs dealing with, so you deal with it and as a consequence you don't get to leave on time.

You just got clockblocked

"Sorry I'm late, I got clockblocked by a meeting that went long"
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" She kept asking a bunch of stupid ass questions and I was like biiiiiitch I ain't got time for this shit, stop clockblockin, FOH"

by thefuckyouaskinmynamefor December 7, 2017

CockLocked

When a man likes a girl and wants all here “features” Badly and only her.

Man 1: “Dude, im CockLocked of sofia”

Man 2: “ Fight me cause i am too”

by PussySlayer604 May 3, 2018

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.

"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."

by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown prevents you from travelling and socialising.

"You getting any tonight?"
"Can't, the government has just announced another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown restrictions prevent you from travelling and meeting other people.

"You getting laid tonight?"
"Can't, the government just put us under another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cockblocker

A cockblock/cockblocker is someone of annoyance (a fucking dick) and usually refers to someone who attempts to stop people from achieving the task of asking a girl out.

'Hey, is he bothering you?'
'No actually, he's my boyfriend, go away you cockblocker.'

by Latenightdrinker43 June 11, 2022

cockblockerpico

A bird named Pico that your significant other loves to snuggle with especially at night. Usually until the partner falls asleep.

My lovers bird is such a cockblocker. Dude what’s her name Pico? Ha ha cockblockerpico gets more action than you.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023