clogmonger

A word meaning a large penis, it will clog an anus.

He shoved his clogmonger into her ass.

by The Baboonaphile May 28, 2009

sweedish clog

a ronchy insult similar to skankwhore or slutface

stfu you stupid sweedish clog, youre nothing but a hoe.

by donttrip1234567 May 31, 2009

The Clops

‎*Feeney slang* "The Clops" - Named after the figure in Greek mythology the Cyclops, "The Clops" is when you unleash your man power in a girl's eye so hard she can see the tadpoles, and her eye stays red for many hours, making her close that eye, and walk around with only one eye open...like a Cyclops

Her mom wasn't happy. Her daughter came home with 'The Clops'

by Professor George Feeney October 22, 2011

Close

A expression used when your in confusion, when you don’t understand what your roadman is talking about or are shocked!

Speaker 1: I’m having a wank mate
Speaker 2: shittt!!’close? Mate tmi

by Stoner998 October 21, 2017

bowl clogger

A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.

I had to call roto-rooter again because I launched another bowl clogger.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

very very close friend

what you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when you dont want other people to know.

K: So brian and me were-
S: your very very close friend brian?
K: hahah. yes...

by Zrrrr April 24, 2008

The Clobster

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007