Santa Claus

A fat jolly man who eats all your cookies and gives you presents, don't give him cookies!!!!!!

ugh Santa Claus is such a fatty

by Gabilit October 24, 2018

menage a claus

Sexual activity involving three people. No more. No less. Except two of the three participants are Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

Jimmy didn't know what he was getting for Christmas, but he wrote to Santa asking for a menage a claus.

by sbatkk July 28, 2016

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Corrigan Claus

The toughest boy ever who will make you happier than anyone else can ever, funniest mf there is

“corrigan claus is a 10/10 and funny”

by ayo?99 December 27, 2021

Santa Claus

The only known person with immunity to diabetes and obesity-related death. He’s normally found in malls around Christmas time scaring the living crap out of children.

Timmy: How does Santa Claus get around so quickly with all those cookies in his tummy?

Mom: You’d be fast too if the police kept trying to track you down for breaking and entering.

by Inferior April 22, 2020