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Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 14, 2022
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Fudge Cigar

A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.
"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".
by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017
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havana cigar

When you fuck a girl who hasn't shaved her bush so your dick looks like Fidel Castro smoking a cigar.
Dude, this girl totally gave me a Havana Cigar last night.
by DiaperBoy23 July 27, 2017
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Cigar

Hey Monica, want a cigar?
by AintSoSlimShady July 31, 2018
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Cigar Sesh

A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
Oh yea, let’s rip it”
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
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Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.
“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”
by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022
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