Alex Chambless

An asshole of a friend who is mean to you

Your an Alex chambless

by Yournothomo April 16, 2020

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

bofo while chumbling

to amass a large sum of money (bofo) with a bare minimum effort (chumbling)

Dudecel 1: boogie2988 really made 3 grand this week sitting on his fat ass and crying like a little bitch on stream

Dudecel: he caught a bofo while chumbling

by brappenhuffen January 19, 2022

crumbled

To shoot your load too early or to back out of a sexual act

James as if you crumbled, that girl was mint!

by Adam McGrath May 8, 2006

Chumblin the Boogly

When you do a motorboat on either a woman's pussy or her asscheeks.

Dude, that lady's ass was so big it was almost impossible to be chumblin the boogly

by BADASS MUTHAFUCKA March 17, 2008

Cumbleberry

Much like the dingleberry, the cumbleberry is the leftover toilet paper or inner sock lent that is stuck to your cock after cleaning up a blown load. It usually goes undiscovered until the next time you pee.

when me and Ron went to take a piss in the urinals, i couldnt help but notice he had a nickel sized cumbleberry on his crown that stuck out like a sore thumb.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Cumbles

The inability to annunciate due to large amounts of recessive cum lodged in ones throat.

What the hell was Scott saying?

I dont know he was all fully of cumbles!

by dexter016 March 11, 2011