Colette

Will report you to the FB manager. Interests are typically search parties and one star reviews, especially on obituaries of misknown acquaintances. Loves country music and her dogs Toby and Keith.

"Every Colette I've ever met was a total cunt."

by Kable Kronies April 23, 2019

choetus

To post a fake picture of a reasonably attractive person, and pass it off as ourself.

-Man, that girl's pic is hot, but she's probably just pulling a choetus.

by slater November 12, 2003

chulet

The faux-french version of the word Shullet (the shaggy mullet). Popular on some females, although never attractive.

Maria got her haircut the other day, it's totally a chulet!!!!

by Q.I.C October 18, 2004

chodetrip

The act of taking a chode out for a road trip.
Riding a chode.
Chode riding.
Going on a road trip with a chode.

Boy 1: She totally took him for a chodetrip.

Boy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

by kurlex June 29, 2009

cohletarhonn

FOB way of saying "cholesterol"

"hay mang. wat dit da dokta sey at ya oppornmen?"

"I hap da hai cohletarhonn."

Translation

"Hey man, what did the doctor say at your appointment?"

"I have high cholesterol"

by phoman28 April 23, 2009

Cholestorific

adj. being made of or having much Cholesterol
origin: Quanglish

Carl's Jr. Thickburgers are so good because they are so Cholestorific

by windar July 13, 2009

chodeth

Chodeth is generally a nickname for "Cody". a Chodeth is normally very competative and cant stand loosing. Girls rarely like him, except for total sluts because he is the bottom of the barrel. Nobody likes a Chodeth, so don't be one. Chodeths are also very high maintence and require lots of attention.

"Dude, Chodeth is being so annoying!"
"Well what do you expect? His name is Chodeth."

by donny "g" status December 6, 2009