Chode Boating

When a person blows loosely with their lips upon the chode of another to create a distinctive yet pleasing Boating noise.

"Dude, Tiffany totally gave me a great Chode Boating last night. I seriously almost blew a hefty load right there."

"Damn, I accidentally shat a bit while recieving a good chode boating."

by The Horny Italian Pirate April 11, 2008

Chode Mode

Chode Mode is when you stick your penis out of the peehole of your boxers/briefs, yet still inside of your pants. Full Chode Mode, is when you pull your entire penis and balls out of your underwear in the same fashion.

The reason why you are complementing my bulge is because i am in chode mode.

by Newterd January 24, 2010

chode bumper

a person who bumps chodes with another person. see "chode"

John and Timmy are Chode Bumpers

by Cashmere June 3, 2004

chodebutter

n. After not bathing for an extended period, accompanied with wearing the same underpants,usually boxers, this slimy substance forms either between the shaft of the penis and balls, or in the grundle area. It is usually very ripe and potent. If you knead it repeatedly it's scent with stick to your fingers

After a hard days work at Jack-in-the-Box, Parker's chodebutter had caused a smelly, chaffy, mess.

by Parker Newton June 5, 2007

chodebacca

a extremely thick and hairy dick

president obama has a chodebacca

by assnugget142 May 1, 2009

Fat Chode

The biggest and baddest of chode's comes with the monstrosity that is a "fat chode." It can be easily defined as a big boi or as we like to call it in New Jersey the devil's torch... it's your penis but like big 'round the middle, and it is (and will never be) a real word, but through the power of the internet you are reading this.

"Dude... Jeremy used his fat chode the sex scene in The Brave Little Toaster."
"Why did the moon landing have to have an american flag and not an acrylic statue of a FAT CHODE?"

by Nick Gus July 28, 2018

chode cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.

Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world.

by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006