China'd

to be thrown through or at a wall, then bitten and or kissed.

Dont make me China your ass bitch!

prepare to be China'd

by bandit1200 February 27, 2009

China Sock

To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.

"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?

by llc1234 October 20, 2011

China food test

Used when referring to animals, the more fresh, tender, and flavorful they look, the higher the points

Jimmy: Yo, did you see that baby otter?
John: yeah, absolute A+ on the china food test

by Coureir_6 April 21, 2020

China Claus

China Claus is the fictitious person who brings a Christmas gift in which the contents disclaimer reads, “Specific colors and contents may yary from illustrations, pls in kind prevail.”

Wow! Look at these amazing toothbrushes that China Claus brought me! Good thing I know how to brush my teeth because these directions don’t make any sense!

by Chadfish December 24, 2020

China Pack

Cannabis grown in mass quantities, by Chinese crime groups in Northern California and Canada.

Ayo cuh, u tryna slide down to BK tonight and get us some china pack for the low? That platinum bubba was fire last time.

by TacoTheGod January 20, 2021

Pseudo-China

Any place that appears to be Oriental in origin.

Dude, let's go to Pseudo-China.
Douche, I'm not in the mood for that damn Chinese restaurant again.

by Lord Satan Bambie Killfuck July 2, 2008

sloppy chinaman

When you bust in a chick's face and her eyes get all squinty.

After taking a massive load to her eyes and forehead, RJ's great-grandma had to squint as she wheeled her way into the nursing home restroom, looking like a sloppy Chinaman

by FFOCUSTPA10 June 27, 2010