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Chess

Mrs. Gonzalez: Are you guys gonna play Among Us?
Class: Chess!
by raiders2145698 December 3, 2020
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Chessing

Chessing means violently gooning to fat furry porn
man I am chessing rn
by ILOVECHESSING June 11, 2024
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4d chess

An imaginary sexual fetish among maga supporters. It involves Donald Trump pounding their ass, while they give head to j.d. Vance, and jack off Elon musk and Peter thiel with their hands simultaneously. It is said to be the highest level of sycophantic worship attainable.
That 4d chess sure didn't turn out like that q fella said it would...
by H.R. Clinton April 8, 2025
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Chess Battle Advanced

1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.
1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.
by reddipsauce June 11, 2024
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Chess

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.
Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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chess

One of the world's oldest games, chess is classified as a board game, but is more like a mental sport, and is actually a massive example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. No matter how good you are at the game, you still suck, even the greatest players know they suck, and if you think you are good, you most DEFINITELY suck. All chess tournaments are competitions of who sucks least, everybody sucks to some degree, unless your name is Magnus Carlsen, and even he sucks next to a computer. It is believed (though not proven) that a perfectly-played game of chess will always end in a draw, and when someone wins, it is always because the other person fucked up.

Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.

If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).

Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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unsegregated chess

One small step for board games, one unusual step for humanity.
Trevin and Emily played unsegregated chess last year.
by djrympled January 20, 2018
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