Chess

Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.

Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

NAchoO-Chess

NachoO-chess can be used to describe something too hot too handle, a rapid change (i.e. delta) in direction or plans, plays white or black if thats a thing, My head female scientists determined it is good with chips & salsa but many male philosophers disagree stating it is only good with JWB whiskey and steak. Legends of it say that it is some type of mine full of mysterious information probably just a glitch in the matrix. Perhaps that is why it is NA-chos its mine.

Ethos: That guy is something else, he needs to learn the meaning of NachoO-chess! He's driving that Rolls Royce like he stole it.

Conteigo ergo sum: Never mind that look whats coming our way!

by BadPhish_gotB+onEnglishTest July 6, 2019

Chess party

When 3 or more girls get together at one of their mother's houses and proceed to do the following activities in this order:
Play chess
Make a banana cake
Play animal jam
Dance/Workout to meme music
Pass out

Get drunk on water

Jenny: Hey Jayne let's go to your mum's and have a fucking chess party.
Jayne: No.

by ass_sukr October 10, 2018

got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it

random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"

by Tyym October 26, 2022

Chess Kink

Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex

Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight”

by Swagthrasher69 November 10, 2021

Chess For Ninnies

A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.

Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”

by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025

The chesse

Everythink what is necessary or possibe

Ex : don't be worry we will do the chesse in order to save your son from death

Ex :we must do the chesse if we want to gain this fight with terrorists

by Xvy December 9, 2017