Spet cheem chesse

sperm, semen, jizz, cum

I jerked off and got spet cheem chesse all over my bed

by Paul Binder June 16, 2008

Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.

As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

The chesse

Everythink what is necessary or possibe

Ex : don't be worry we will do the chesse in order to save your son from death

Ex :we must do the chesse if we want to gain this fight with terrorists

by Xvy December 9, 2017

Chess For Ninnies

A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.

Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”

by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025

got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it

random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"

by Tyym October 26, 2022

Chess party

When 3 or more girls get together at one of their mother's houses and proceed to do the following activities in this order:
Play chess
Make a banana cake
Play animal jam
Dance/Workout to meme music
Pass out

Get drunk on water

Jenny: Hey Jayne let's go to your mum's and have a fucking chess party.
Jayne: No.

by ass_sukr October 10, 2018

NAchoO-Chess

NachoO-chess can be used to describe something too hot too handle, a rapid change (i.e. delta) in direction or plans, plays white or black if thats a thing, My head female scientists determined it is good with chips & salsa but many male philosophers disagree stating it is only good with JWB whiskey and steak. Legends of it say that it is some type of mine full of mysterious information probably just a glitch in the matrix. Perhaps that is why it is NA-chos its mine.

Ethos: That guy is something else, he needs to learn the meaning of NachoO-chess! He's driving that Rolls Royce like he stole it.

Conteigo ergo sum: Never mind that look whats coming our way!

by BadPhish_gotB+onEnglishTest July 6, 2019