West Milford Vaccum Cleaner

A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.

Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.

Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.

by ThefatkidfromWM March 11, 2010

cheaters

Winners, but only as long as they are not caught in the act.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

Demon Cleaner

A Toothbrush.

Mommy the demons are hurting me again. Did you use your Demon Cleaner today? No. Well that's why daddy left, you little pussy. Now go brush your teeth.

by Lubed Goat February 6, 2009

Arkansas Gun Cleaner

you know when youre pokin a girl in the dirt box and when you pull out its all covered in doo? well heres the solution. right before you pull out you give that bitch an uppercut to the gut and while shes outta breath that ole butt hole will pucker up and you pull out when that things tight and your love guns clean as a whistle.

"Hey man just the other day i was pourin it to my cunt in the back door and had to go and meet the parents right after so i just gave her and myself the Arkansas Gun Cleaner real quick."

by animal23 April 6, 2009

Dutch Pipe Cleaner(s)

Dutch Pipe Cleaner - When the woman places her fingers inside her Vagina, and then a partner motions her arms in an attempt to cause arousal sometimes resulting in Orgasms. The female version of a "Dutch Rutter".

When Harry met Sally, she demanded a Dutch Pipe Cleaner(s), so he wouldnt think she was too slutty.

by Evenpressure March 10, 2009

pipe cleaner arms

a person who has small arms resembling a pipecleaner, and is usually a pussy.

person 1:dude your arms are pathetic
person 2:stop makin fun of my arms man!
person 1:you got pipe cleaner arms bro! what a pussy!
ex: matt has pipe cleaner arms.

by Sundialist93 January 26, 2011

Puddle Cheater

A man who lays with women to receive free Meth from women or ex's and prefers to lay less with his woman the 80% the ex The 20%

I can not help you. You are a puddle cheater who cares for drugs and women with a love pipe.

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020