Cell Phone DJ

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.

Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"

by @theosus September 12, 2011

Cell Phone Prison

When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.

Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.

Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.

My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.

by Panther007 August 4, 2012

celldomy

When your cellular provider forces you into an additional contract extension when upgrading to a newer model phone or to replace your damaged phone.

My cell phone company wants to celldomy me up the ass for an extra two year contract just to replace my cracked phone!

by samgolf June 25, 2012

cellbar gripper

the unfortunate victim of some vigorous prison buttslam

Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.

Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.

Guard: His cellmate will love that

by Lecherous Cretin July 5, 2012

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

cell block spinner

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.

Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.

by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019