Caolan

A man who is a tank would kill anyone in his path and needs to stay with his women

Caolan is a fucking tank but ugly lol

by Nsisuebrbdnsjw October 11, 2018

Cayman

Gayest person you’ll ever meet

“Look at that cayman over there”

by Sjejdjfj December 23, 2017

callan

Sometimes when playing a female sport like volleyball, there is someone of questionable sexuality. Sometimes you refer to them as a "softball playa" but when there is no doubt, of said individual's slant , they are refered to as a Callan.

A callan can also be someone who is in love with a "steve"

Gah, I hate changing in front of that callan, she always stares at me.

Callan and steve would make a really hawt couple.

by Liz Sparrow October 3, 2007

Caolan

Australian:
An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.

Also spelled Kaylan.

Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."

by 10SecondSpecial December 13, 2008

Callan

A dumbass who thinks my family is totally fobby, even though we aren't. Which is why he's a retard. And also irish. Furthermore, someone who's probably gay.

a.) Why doesn't Callan understand that we're not fobs? Stupid white boy.
b.) God, that guy's such a Callan.
c.) "Look at that flaming Callan!"

by Twinkie February 21, 2005

Calandra

Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.

Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?

by Worldly Advice November 21, 2009

Calantha

A whore who tried to replace George in #bobandgeorge...

* You were kicked by Calantha (Flood)

by first or last December 29, 2003