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Hudson Catholic

An all boys high school located on Bergen Avenue in Jersey City, NJ. The school is for the students that did not want to write a stupid ass essay to get into rival school St. Peter's Prep. The school features all types of students and some strange teachers. The Principal looks like Peter Griffin.

WARNING! If you don't want to get Herpes from all of the geeky ass kids and homosexual wrestlers from St. Peters Prep. This is the school for you.
I went to Hudson Catholic to avoid getting Herpes.
by Mad Mop 22 December 12, 2008
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The Catholic Dance

the Catholics decided priests cant marry, and you cant eat meat on Friday

"damn, i forgot to do that current event for science class", "Just do The Catholic Dance, your teacher will never know you made it up."
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traditional Catholic

A Catholic who does not recognize the second Vatican council as valid and rejects its teachings. Traditional Catholics believe that the post-Vatican 2 church is "not real Catholic" and that they are the actual real Catholics.

Some traditional Catholics believe that the entire modern post-Vatican 2 church is infiltrated by Masons and Communists. Which most sane people find hard to believe.
My friend is a traditional Catholic who goes to the latin mass every Sunday and keeps telling me that the church i've always gone to is not real Catholic. Puh-leeease!!!

Dude you know Pope Benedict the 16th? He's a Masonic plant set out to destroy the Catholic church!
by jsmith8800 February 16, 2008
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catholic shower

Taking a shower after masturbating in order to remove the feelings of guilt.
After bartending a high school graduation party, I had to take a Catholic shower.
by KBC guys June 1, 2014
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Catholic Guilt

What 1% of former priests obviously didn't possess.
Catholic Guilt; former priest in prison, not needing to find sexual partners anymore...they find him...and hopefully, on a daily basis..to remind them of that Catholic Guilt.
by SideOrder November 12, 2010
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Geibel Catholic

1. A school full of horny fuck boys and slutty girls
2. A place where white people work for less than Mexicans

3. A place where girls have a competition on who can show the most ass in their skirts
1. Jeremy: Man did you see that Geibel Catholic thot over there?
Enzo: Dude that’s my sister
by bob sagets saggy balls March 22, 2019
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catholic fuck

when a priest and a nun a phat catholic fuck on the day jesus was born, in the confession booth.

alternatively known as the unisex toilets.
the priest gave mary a catholic fuck in the unisex toilets.
by your left testicle October 15, 2019
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